Reportedly on EW.com, Ashlee Simpson will be collaborating with Robert Smith of the Cure for a new single.
Hold up.
Hold the damn phone!
Two incredibly different talents (Robert Smith from the Cure, Ashlee Simpson being a disgrace to the plastic surgery profession) are going to get together in a studio and "lay down some beats"? This news probably came out a few days ago, but I thought everyone should know the blasphemy. A contributor of the 80's music decade is going to get with a girl whose only connection to the 80's was that she was born then?
I mean, I remember when Ashlee Simpsn was trying her hardest to be "punk rock," and "not giving in to the pop hype like her sister Jessica Simpson," but let's face it. I mean, let's FACE it. With her new face and her new style of music, Ashlee Simpson has definitely taken her idea of rebelling against pop culture and thrown it out the window. Then she raised it to an artform.
New face, new career, new Mary-Kate Olsen.
I feel like vomitting. That's all I can say.
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They could make her a better artist...or she could help them pay their bills.
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